- H.P. Lovecraft Writes Descriptions for the Sample Clips on Brazzers
- “She reveals her body, plastic with fat, bulging in unwholesome ways like Willendorf’s Venus with painted face. What brood or species produces such a creature? What transpires next left me shattered, my mind recoiling from what I had seen, the nauseating sound of rippling tissue still echoing in my ears. Trust that I dare not relate to you the horror that to this day fills my veins with ice.”
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- James Meek · How We Happened to Sell Off Our Electricity · LRB 13 September 2012
- A fascinating account of electricity privatisation in the UK.
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- The Sons of Martha — The Call of Poetry
- Kipling’s classic about Real Engineers: “They do not preach that their God will rouse them a little before the nuts work loose.They do not preach that His Pity allows them to drop their job when they damn-well choose. “
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- ‘The Shipping Forecast’ Read by Brian Perkins – YouTube
- Funny shipping forecast, via Desmond Carrington.
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