The news from Drogon land:
Please be aware that some people come from an oppressed background and culture and may not appreciate open and frank discussions on subjects such as sex in a public place in Drogon. But you can’t win, as even if you then took those conversations into private, some individuals would then whinge that they were being excluded. Life sucks.
I knew I shouldn’t have suggested Mild Green Fairy liquid as a hand lubricant.