March 2011

As spokesfrog for the Melanesian Frog Worshippers’ Legal Centre, I am offended by the statements of Canon Dr Sugden, of the Fellowship of Mainstream Confessing Anglican Christians (Except If You’re Gay), as reported in the Telegraph.

We of the MFWLC object to the increasing marginalisation of frog worship in this country. If this sort of thing continues, we will have no alternative but to embark on series of fruitless lawsuits backed by suspiciously friendly articles in the Daily Mail. This is bound to increase the public’s dwindling respect for our faith.